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China's Emperor to t o o o frame of
• t o d to enjoy t b s sacrifices o r nnythiagelee.
Most Occidentals c o o toll o M s a e b o
m o s Chtaasaaa w h e n they most
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t o Tripoli w o o b m s d Raima
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tkoo ooo of tbo noisy kind.
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King
Mango) of Portugal bos
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AJBOHOS b y t o o reports that on Amsrloon girl, Antt* gtewsrt, t h s Now
York helrees wehe •sarrlod t h o duke of
Brasjaasa, might sitlmstely sit upon
Manuel's m e s n e .
At tho same tbot t h o reyellets were
sold to b o setting reedy to restore t h s
yeethfet onsoorob w h o lost hit throne
mainly h o e a s s i Ms oubjsets did not
approve of M o frlendlinssa toward
Goby Deelya, t h e Prenoh actress now
appearing at t h e Wlntor pardon In
New York.
Many king* Havo boon a s frivolous
o s Manuel sne)*hsve kept their Jobs.
Con h roolly b o that a c h a n t s of foillog Is swooping) over ths world and
that rulero m o o t look after their condost o s oarsfotty as though they w«r«
ploln psepsof
And If ss, what chance hJd the
0 snarl sail girl w otke* ut ur tr>*
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Oaby Oootyot it would aaem. should
know. S h e myo> sho docs know. That
t h e national kkoois have changed and
that oelthor Monutl nor the American
holroas b o o • essence. Somewhat syn*
leolly sho bore tolli w h y .
ILL Kin* Manuel e v e r return
to Portugal a s king, and wlU
Anita Stewart, tho beautiful
American wife of t h e Doke
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•*wwary a n d ill a t ease." He s e e m e d
Bilaovably atone s a d unhappy l a oil
that goodly company; wherefore t h e
cheery boot m a n sought hint o a t
slapped h i m o n tho back a n d ultimately eaJd. "Come, come, old m a n . cheer
an. Have y o u kissed the bride?"
D e e p c a m s o s i g h from his e e r y
b o o t s a s h e spoke the a n s w e r that
told far more than Its meager words
oTpreased: "Not Istaty, o l d
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two moment8 t a bmodiod'ostorolte trsrel atoag a s queen?
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t h e a n a , s s s T o o c o r t h o m M hoasly intoroatma: questions a r e aiked
m e many times.
T h a t uprising- h a d been planned a
I answer t h e n now for t h e first a Latin ruler t o e x i l e ! I t la, I am
t i m e l ^ L s a y . N o ! No. Both ore Im- sure, because to t h e Easdtoh a king loag t i m e ! T h e people wanted o reLowell reports ssaVttng possible. MaaooTa career s o king i s h a s bosh o o a tradition, a figure- public whoa ( h e former ktag* and bin
When t h e
o frost o n Mars, bet eoeid e s t t e n by finished. H e c a n never, w h a t y o u head. His mdiscTWtioaa, his pecca- hetr wore a s s s s s i n s t e d !
dilloes could n o t aflect the actual time w a s rips they deposed ths p o o r
the tilMBSBO which party b a d bsoa Americans say, "Come back."
ktag a a d exiled Mm.
Tbo Duko do Brsngansa w i l l never government of t h e country.
I l i b s t h e AmeTicaas I h a v e m e t .
In France, in Portugal, i s Spain,
be U n * T b s duchess, with ell h e r
• e bofr to o beauty a a d wejalth, can never bo tho kings havo bewa nearer t h o peo- But. oh, you a r e hypocritical! T o n
tbs
whistle queen. T h e Portuguese people o r o ple, their behavior t o psbito a a d pri- would a o t have a president who w a s
e s t bis loach proud. T b e y arm contradictory. They vate h a s had direct influence l a the divorced, you wonkl not p a t In h i g h
want o republic. Tbey oro willing govern most, o a t h o people A a d s o Ptocss Jama whose lives h a v e h e l d
t o bo got oi nod b y a m a n o r men of they havo loot their tferoaee, and domestic scandal*—that la, if e a c h
scandals oro public! This to hypocG o o f s souk fta strongly reoommeod- common birth. But if they returned sometimes thoir b e a d s
od oo o earo f o r Inebriety. Still, tbo t o t h e old order- of things a n d again
Alfonso, t h o kiaa: of Spain, baa risy!
victim m a r t a d dUscolty to getting accepted a king, he m u s t b o of t h o recently faltoa la love w i t h a SpanAmong your smart set y o u h a v o
goat.
highest, kiagliost blood, and t h e queen ish dancer. This story baa bsoa wossoa w h o lead your Newport s e t
most b s of his own rank!
pobllohed i a America and in England. who havo had one, t w o divorces! T h e y
Tbo Cbtasst emporor. s e e d S. i s doScratch a Portuguese republican, and Is believed. I d o n o t believe i t marry, then they got rid of that m a n
peeled of aim t o pacify-bis 'aeawrous and there under hla s k i n to t h e aris- Alfoneo i s t o o m u c h in hrvs w i t h his just t o marry another, and no on.
How d o they differ from t h o frioojao
tocrat, t h e royalist! W h e n Brangan- wife, with Queen Victoria, s a d too
oebiscts, o a d tbey sboold s e t i a oil
am married too American he Iron b e fond of bis children to bother w i t h s the kings of history hare h a d ! Thex
fsJraoai boh sad him.
women of history have been opea a n d
put himself oo public record s s n o t dancer.
desiring t h o alsgnmte of Portugal. In
It h a s become t h o fashion to blame h o n e s t They stand M frankly before
'A Seattle clergyman prescbod in weighing the throne agalast t h o
the world snd say, have taken t h e
a king's love affairs for everything
tbo streets from o coma aad w a s ear- Americaa heiress' millions the milking s s m y friend;" t h e woman of t h o
that g o e s wrong i n his kingdom.
rtsd borne by "peJlbearere/ And ooo
smart s e t hides behind h e r cloak of
N o ! It l o s a i d to Europe that t h e
When a people a r e diseatlued they hypocriay. S h e g o e s to t h a t p l a c e
of h i s objects w s s t o prove tbot bo Americaa girt wants t o b o queen;
say, "First l e t ua And s o m e woman to called Reno. T h e J o d g e - s s y s you a r e
woo a o t o dead ceo.
tbot her mother hi willing t o apond blame It o n , and t h e n l e t us riae up
free, s n d she marries the n e x t m a n .
her fortune to place h e r oa t h s Port-e) and fight tho king.'*
And s h e continues t o be received i a
A prisoner begged o magistrate a o t ugueos throne!
It to tbo some with countries aa her society!
t o S a o him, saying i t would bo tbo
with Adams- H e w a a the first t o say,
bsgimilsg of* seven yeoro of bod lock,
In' thoir hearts t h e s e w o m e n b l a m e
Such t a l e s oaanot b o free. If t h o "Chcrches I s f e m m e ! Poof!"
at bad been bis good lack tbot bod
tho woman of history, t h s friends of
mother, Mrs. Bantu, spent her forA year ago, Maaael, m y king, lost the kings, but they blame n o t themkept aim o u t of trouble
tune for that honor there would b e bis throne. Ths whole world, even
s e l v e s ! Hypocrtteat
Fifty Pittsburg moo oro suing for n o money loft b o live o a ! H o w fool- t h e United States, which Is hypoIn America t h e s e wonMncosne b e c k !
divorce o a tbs ground of estrsva* ish such tsaos o r e ! If Fortagal again critically virtuous, shrugged shoul- Kings deposed, w h e r e feminine inflaoccopto
a
king,
aoark
say
words,
neithders aad sold, "Cherches la femme!" eaoe has been blamed, n e v e r c o m e
gaaee. It surety to. s s h a m e for their
It w s s sold aad believed that my bock! Manuel, m y king, w m newer
w i v e s to speed t h e money tbey need e r Brogaaaa or Maaael w i n b o tt!
Ifanoel'a l o n e l y career ended for- pink toss, say pearls had destroyed. come back!—From the N o w York
for tbo Greet White Way.
ever at taw t r a g k m o m e n t of b i s "Cherches l a f e m m e ! Poof!"
American.
overthrow,
tost a year, a g o ! When
Tbo beauty lecturer w h o b o s bsoa
advising N o w York women t o ooo h o toft bio coomtry h o k n e w that I t
s c r e e s t h e room s n d introduced h i m
more soap oad water o a their faces, w a s all over, t h a t h o eoohf never
t o our minister."
but a o t to forgot tbo rouge, reminds "come book.'' I t woo s dark boor
"Orsciousf H e moot have been g l a d
oa tbot some beauty t e a t e v e n a U n for t h e ktag. The o n l y thing thot
|fto g e t away."
consoled h i m w a a tbs thought of love!
"He thought h e w a s . B u t our minKings are'avot always allowed to l o v e !
ister aald: 1 have long looked for*
Tbo catting off of queues by t b s Poor k i n g s !
word to this opportunity of m o s t m g
' On Wednesday,
November I B , '
Chinese rebels hi reported t o hove
you. I h a v e a little girl e i g h t y e a r s
made p o t s cheaper. If t h e revotutkm Manuel w a a twenty-two y e a r s of a g e
of age w h o i s of a literary turn o f
wins out t r s t thing w o know puffs I did not phmy thjet afternoon.
mind, and yon will be astonished
w m b e s o cheap tbey will be s a f e s * T o m e , a s to the loyal royalists of
when you road some of the poems s h e
Portugal. Manuel will always b s ktag.
has written. I have brought a few of
m y k i n g ! In nay boudoir there o r e
them with me, and I am going to l e t
European nobleman tried t o reduce t w o photogrspba of m y king. One
"I w s s . dreadfully disappointed s t you read them a s soon as w e can g e t
hi* weight in order t o w i n a wtta'aad large ooo, on t h e mantel framed in n o t being s t homo when y o u g a v e the
died of starvatioa. Moral: It Is bettor silver. 1 keep fresh flowers i s front reception s t your house, no that your away somewhere by ourselves. I s h a l l
t o hove m e n s a y " l e n t h e f a t f than of i t aB t h e t i m e . N o ! not t h s flow- friends could m e e t the literary lion not bo at all offended if you read t h e m
aloud. "Understanding poetry, as y o n
e r s sent m o by t h e m e n w h o come t o who w a s visiting yon.. B u t I know do, your reading would give them t h a t
watch m e play!
your reception w a s a great success." expression which i s s o hard to 1m
Surely i t ought not t o be o repugOn t h e table, Just where I can p o t
' T h e r e were a l o t of people there." part to t h e best poetry. I w s n t espenant taak for e v e r y good citiooa of m y hand o n it, is a smaller picture.
"I have every book of poems your cially to speak t o y o u about getting
the country g o comply with t h e epple I k e e p i t In a heart-shaped frame. famous friend evsr wrote. I j u s t love them published s n d t o learn the n a m e
growera' modest demand and e a t Ave T h e s e pictures mean much to m e . him for what he b a a written. I knew of some honest publisher w i t h w h o m
apples a d a y until further notice.
T b e y bear the handwriting. No, n o ; h e w a s pleased t o meet all your w e could trust h e r work. It arould b e
I d o not translate for y o u ! It i s friends."
lust like a publisher t o steal t h e p o e m s
Prof. Jeaks o f Minnesota
would meant Just for ourselves!
"I have a suspicion that he w a s not snd rob our child of the fortune t o
euro t h s divorce evil by letting wives
In Judging k i n g s t h e world forgets e x s c t l y delighted. Let m e t e l l you which h e r genius entitles her. I'll
control t h e family nurse strings. This, that they are b u t human. Kings d o
a b o u t it. I presented Mrs. Oushley, tell you what y o n c a n do! You t a k e
added to t h e coaotloss. other aore not marry for love; t h e y marry for
them s n d give them t o your publisher
euros and p s a e c e e s , m a k e s one won- the good of thoir country, for rea- s h e weighs 200 pounds if she weighs snd g e t them published. J u s t step i n
an
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der why divorce should stick around sons of s t a t s . Their w i v e s must, like
she held o u t her b i g hand and said: here with me.'
at en.
Caesar's, b e above reproach; t h e y 'Fellow craftsman, I am delighted-to
"Then I succeeded In prying h i m
must be of royal blood, strong, able to m o s t y o u ! ' "
loose s n d took m y lion across the parA telephone conversation h a s boon bear m a n y children. T h e y d o not al"Fellow craftsman?"
lor s n d Introduced him t o Dr. WUcarried o o successfully between Lon- ways love t h s king!
lisms.
"Yes,
follow
craftsman.
Then
she
don s a d Basel l a Switzerland, t o o
Study t h e hiatory of k i n g s of t h e said: 'I s m a writer of poetry myself.
"Wall, that m u s t h a v e b e e n a relief
miles away, and It la expected that beworld, a n d w h a t do you find? Al- My husband wants me t o write sto- to him. There i s no foolishness about
fore long most of tho largo cities in
w s y s , or nearly always, t h e king ries, but I . t e l l h i m that I shan't do Dr. Williams."
Europe will be i a telephone communiwith his domestic wife, finds love o n anything of t h e kind. Writing stories
"Isn't there? T h e doctor buttoncation with t h e Brttlih -capital What
good will i t do. however, t o connect the, outside. Kings of France and i s t o o hard work. Frequently when holes h i m and began: 'You are Just
a m a n in London with a man in Ber- of other Latin countries have loat I a m sweeping I throw my broom the man I havo been wanting; to m e e t
lin if neither understands t h e other's their heads and thrones through los- aside snd pen a poem, a n d then pick You would die laughing if you could
ing their hearts.
up m y broom again and g o o n with read t h e humorous poems my u t t l o
How curious i t i s that England, m y housework. A person can write a boy Preston h a s written.
He's a
N o w that t h s lown mowing eeaeon tho homo of t h e m o s t respectable perfectly good poem in t e n or fifteen genius, that boy i s ! I'm g o i n g to call
i s over, t h e muscular s y s t e m may bo middle class people, a people w h o minutes and not m i s s the time a t all, him In here a s soon as t h e people
kept In trim by Judicioualy heaving make virtue a n d morality their gods, but if I were to write a story suffi- stop coming and h a v e him recite s o m e
will forgive in a king what more sup- ciently good to m a k e a hit with a read- of h i s poems t o you. I w i s h I could
s e a l into t h e furnace.
posedly l a x countries will not tolerate. ing public it would take m e t h e bet- remember that o n e about t h e m u d
It's a
•cream!'"—Chicago
Read t h o histories of t h e English ter part of the d a y , and I Just can't turtle.
The namea of atatesmen and cities
i n China, ore inexplicably mixed, and kings! Road their immoralities, their spare the time from m y more Im- News.
t h e y cannot well be unscrambled until dissipation*, a n d yet their thrones portant duties. I have brought a roll
stood! T h e ultra-respectaWe bulk of of myfpoema Wl|h m e and I am going
this cruel "war i s over.
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Pleasure Marred.
the people, tho great middle class, to permit you to re*d4het»~-and that
"Are y o u going north hunting t h i s
The wearera of high crowned der- closed i t s eyes and said, -ftfche king Is a privilege I d o not grant every season?"
one/
bya declare that the hatters shall not can d o no wrong."
"No, I don't think I will. I h e a r
W h y i s this oo? W h y do English
for the sake of profit Introduce the
"At that point I succeeded In tear- they are making s o much f u s s up ther*
tow crowned article They s a y they kings live down things which lead ing him loose from her a a d took him about shooting the g u i d e s "
w m die first
Gaby Deslys
Any Successful Poet Can Testify
to the Truth of This, for
He Comet Up With it
Everywhere.
W:
A geoUemoa w h o was aaslous to
c a t c h o c e r t s i n t r s i a balled s boasosn.
g a v e lostructioas oa to t b o station to
bo driven t o . s a d Jumped in, but t h e
h o m e m o d e terrtWy slow progroea oad
l00,Ch,s
swory ooooad m o d o t h e fore tblok that t n M e a t y . "perhaps t o you, too. natur
ho would m i s s bis train.
has o p e n e d SOT s k y pictures p M
H s v e you aeon t h e lambent flame
A t length b o addressed J s b a :
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"Look bore, cabman," h e sold; " m i
yon make y e a r boras g o footer? f the roeVotslasd, eulpberous Islets float
w g i a the lobe o f are In the west
e t o b to c a t c h tho S : 4 I train."
T h o cabman winked knowingly oad the ragged c l o o d s s t nUdaiiht. bltcl
s o o reven's wing, blotting out
replied:
"Yea, air} b o SOB go footer.
Bat shuddering s n o o e r
"Nov" rootled t b o rootle ahortlyj
t f o like t h i s . sir. M y horse la a t aid
N
r o e e horse, s a d tho best w a y t o m o b s " u * sdace I g i v e o p drlnk. -Tfae
him go faster hi for you t o hot m o half ored Heart Review.
a crown b e won't caich tbo 1:46.
T N I WAY.
ThatTJ p o t him on hla mottle dlrootly
bo boars t t o a d he'll fly like t b s
wind."
T b o e o b m s a won t b s half crown.—
Loadco Tlt-Blta.
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Genius Often Met
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Chronological.
T h o amateur artist w a s paintto,• o n s e t , rod. with bias streak.
p e o n dobv
t h e oM rootle, a t t respectful
t s s e e , woo watching.
Hod—DM s h e d i e soddenly.
stall,
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- I declare.'* sold Mrs. C o m m a . e M * « * » * • * JOted s e e .
or making a round o f calls, M*)l tbbi
Cheek!
butlers
have
umpired
leasts
A rata eheek Ag a rata eeeok
at atlerty hi vatsv
Whatever tt may sheas, by beak,
-impontsr
seek the ratal
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Polite, but positive.
Tbey
s e e m to h a v e gotten into t h e sabst of
Hie
e e y l a g everybody n o u t "
w e Is too s e e c h of
about that S B n U s g bench
IN Hit U N t
s e e o x a s eett a s "
- W h a t do y e a m o a a f *
- T h e astosoohtlo of
hi t h o party taraod turtle, the
who triad t o row o o o o t h e lake ki
ostehhag crabs, t h o girls ta the
were perfect cleans, a a d tbo one
undertook t a a a d o a r lost read got
U s pretty kettle o f
nHMwmg nvr,
L o d y - M o w . oabby. I wish row to
OTtroaaaly ohrofaL When you conn
to a nrosslsai yob m a s t w a i t until thi
pnllcsaoaa t e l l s y o n » g o oa; and
the streets a r e •tbjaary you
drive very-ekrwly.
Cabby Ast right, s r e m : r n be very
careful mam. A a d kt c a s e of a haect
deal, mum, whJsh •orspital would yet
d a s t o be took tot—ThVBIts.
so interested l a watohmg t h o s e sOly
- F o r c e of habit. I g u e s s . H o Brest
s e a t of a real e s t a t e improvssssat
oosBpeny. n
-weur
- W e l l , they're a vacant lot,*
N o Float • t e r y .
- Y o w u bo n m a a Hko o a o of u s
day," aald t h o petreansag spot
to o l a d w h o w a s t a r o w l a g hla tins
- Y e a . str." ho aaawered. *1 r p o s e II
w f l 10000 d a y . b e t 1 behove I'd ratherl
stay email a n d k e t c h a tew n a a . " - |
Ttbtstta.
-Catheoe ataMdart and
Tbo W i s e ewwrsgette.
H o — T e a k n o w , o a account of n»
poutloal opinions, y o n s e a t me a
• h e g o I did. b a t I bad explain*
to y o u before that I favored the r o |
call.
Uncertainty.
"Whom did you v o t e for In t h e recent primary election?"
" D o yon t a k e m e f o r a clairvoyant?
H o w can I tell until the grand Jury
c o u n t s m y ballot?"
T h o Coot.
"Mr. Comeup, i s your son's new airship a biplane r ,
"Of course i t h r s ' b u y ' o n e . Do yoni
Suppose anybody w a s fool enough tol
give It to a l m r
la
irsNsesL
mar.'
But tlaM sbas by s s feet.
New some of these sesee s t e s e
Considerate.
Maud—Did Alice s o y anything about
tte during h e r call yesterday?
Rthel—Oh, n o ; she's a n i c e girl,
Alice. If.ahe c a n t speak w e l l of s a y one s h e s a y s nothing s t all.
THK USUAL WAY.
i t s Lost Status.
**I s e e w h e r e a woman wafc arrested
in N e w York for smuggling diamonds
In h e r stocking."
"What of that?"
"I suppose t h e stocking a s s bonking institution i s now on a l e s s s e c u r e
footing."
Mogntflcent Opportunity.
"I don't ooo a n y s e n s e In referring
to t h e wisdom of Solomon," said t h e
man. smartly. "He had a thousand
wives.**
- T e e , " answered t h e women, tartly,
- h e learned the wisdom from them."
^yv**'
VvS
K
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Monkey of Him.
- B o says b e Is going to look o p h i s
family tree."
" H e hsd better m o k e sure first that
Hrs. N e w p o p - M r . Choppem. wont
t h e r e are n o n e of his sneestors swing- you w e i g h m y Uttlo baby for me?
ing up fthere ready t o throw auto s t
Mr. C h o p p e m — f o s l n .
Bones snd
all, I s'poss.
\ A Future Authority.
Frightful.
_
"Tommy, I wish y o u wouldn't run The sweet male's Mantes** 0 * aa** m
tie thlnge—
._ ,„ » - j
w i t h that sporty crowd. You don't
The easy chair that takes hw *» w |
learn anything good by associating
with those y o u n g men."
And arms;
wh«n the light of day the morning
"Yes, b u t I d o ; I learned today
brings
—< tli
Her nickel clock just MI» bar w w
how t o spell 'Zybsiko.'"
alarms.
UnaVoidsbie.
Two Views.
election j
Owner—How did y o u come to puncTheorist—Our
primary
ture the tire?
laws need mending.
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Chauffeur—Ran over a milk bottle.
R e a l l B t - Y o u b e t they do!
Owner—Didn't you «ee it in t i m e ?
ought t o be s o m e w a y to P"**"*
^
Chauffeur—-No; the kid had it under •ote« from being kept no Jong I n c o , " j
| hit coat—Town^ Topics.
storage;
1 » bead
"Idtf1. JBll^Jb... OB
hti been chartered am
| y a swarthy m a n w h o
h great haste.
That
kerned from t h o t a e p e e
of the stand. BrJts a a d
ed the c o m e r o f t h e h o
the curb stood a prtvati
coachman doubtlsso o a
v u nodding aloepiry.
earn a doer of t h e s a n s
"Jump i n . ewJokl" b
Fitch, who Most Bgo hi
. eirry out Brtto*
•topping t o oak
dweab. Brits
i violence that a w o k e I
Before t h o drtvor oouM
of protest t h e
othlo
reached t h e b o x bosldo 1
kep, pushed
that landed t h o
binds s n d k n e s j o a
sdzed the reins, sjaatd
and put tho horoe t o a
sped away, b e h a s t i l y
whip to tho h s m t t h a t
bras, and, whipping f n
a card that road, "Dot
art Brits, Pottos Head
fung It a t t h o p r o s t n
with the w o r d s : *XSBI
row for your rig."
Then, with t h e bore
the traces l a indignant
drove a t hrsslmanh s i
avenue, turning sharp)
convenient coraor a a d
W a r d the mysterkouj
dwelling whereta b e hi
teresting Interrksw i n
^rays of tho Orient wii
sage.
The galloping horse
ing carriage s h o o k t h e
silent streets,- a a d a t 1
crossings tramo poliooi
halt t h s Central Omce
each instanos t h e doU
"I'm Brits, of
Heado
that averted mtatruptk
on toward t h o toranafi
ipeed. Arrrrfasj t h e n
banded t h s ribbons t
vho chanced t o b e a t
teat, and, followed ol)
he ran up t h e s t o p s 1
button of t h e osoerie I
aouse, t h s burr-rr of
sounded pieremgty. 1
listened ImpatloBtly a t
of the vestibule for n
but none coma, Thei
recalled t h o t h i c k n e s s
c^pets in t h e bouse,
once conclude n o on
^ntll h e h s d jrung th«
times i n vain h o did
b e t that tho house el
•wrted, or w a s boeupU
^uo did not s e e fit t o 1
to
the bluecoat o n t l
«ompaniod b y s flash
* • detective's waisU
Wm t h e visit w a s a i
business. T h e n Brlti
ft^ps and tried t h e 1
The detective w a s oq
ful i n hla d e m a n d s
*Ponse t o h i s ring o*
He ran up t h e s t e p s
^ore pushed t h o but
We call. N o a n s w e
turned t h e handle of t
astonishment, i t tun
at
a gentle push t h e
*ard. The i n n e r doci
w
» s ajar. Brits and
cautiously. Thoir fee
thf heavy Oriental r
thf-maeiveg In 00m
Th
e glimmer from th<
Jftt penetrate more t l
wyond the inner dooi
*«t hla electric torcl
Miniature headlight
^hd on the a r e a lead
t A t of the house.
"Hello!" h o called
in?" ->
Silence a s heavy s
th« darkness beyond
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