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VOLUMEN #2 Edición # 30 Toronto, Ontario-Canada
TERCER ENCUENTRO DE ESTUDIANTES DE
POSGRADO MEXICANOS EN CANADA
Estimados amigos de la Media/Prensa
El motivo de nuestra comunicación es para enviarle la nota de prensa y una
breve reseña de nuestro tercer congreso nacional de estudiantes e investigadores
mexicanos en Canadá. Le recordamos que CEIMEXCAN es además de ser un
grupo de investigadores y estudiantes de postgrado mexicanos en Canadá,
también es un enegético promotor del carácter multinacional que converge en el
interés por conocer y resolver los problemas de México.
Esperamos que este evento, además de divulgar las contribuciones científicas y
artísticas de México y Canadá contribuyan al desarrollo de México en el nuevo
milenio- y que esta serie de eventos sean un punto de encuentro para reflexionar
el futuro en esta área en nuestro país. Sin más por ahora, esperamos despertar
su interés para nuestro siguiente evento en Noviembre de 2009 en Toronto
Ontario.
Les recordamos que pueden reproducir la nota en cualquier medio impreso y/o
electronico. Quedamos a su disposición y le enviamos un afectuoso saludo.
Atentamente,
COMITÉ CEIMEXCAN 2008
Latin beuty of the month
Francisco Ucan-Marín, President CEIMEXCAN, 2006-2009
Environment Canada / Carleton University
[email protected]
Sofía Paredes, Vice-president CEIMEXCAN
Centre for Research in Photonics at the University of Ottawa
[email protected]
Denise Ibáñez, Coordinator Quebec CEIMEXCAN
University of Laval
[email protected]
Marco A. Belmont Vidal, Coordinator Ontario CEIMEXCAN
Environmental Protection Office, Toronto Public Health
[email protected]
Francisco Díaz Mitoma
Red de Talentos / Children's Hospital of Eastern Ontario
(CHEO) /Variation Biotechnologies
[email protected]
Regina de la Campa
Red de Talentos / Canadian Institute of Child Health
[email protected] Ottawa, Ontario
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> Orlando Iturbe
> Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Exterior, CCIME 2006-2009
> [email protected]
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> CEIMEXCAN email: [email protected]
> CEIMEXCAN website http://www.ceimexcan.org/
Spanish/English
Noviembre - 2008
HUMOR CORNER
You know you're living in 2008 when...
1. You've tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e- mails you
back from his bedroom "What's for dinner?"
4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you
haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it
contains Echinacea.
7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
she can create a screen saver.
8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
is home.
10. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of
the screen.
11. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for
half the price you paid.
12. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first
20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.
13. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be
a hassle and take planning.
14. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the
back seat of your car.
15. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.
16. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
17. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
18. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
19. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
20. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
21. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
22. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
23. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your
way back to bed.
24. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) ...but the real clinchers
are...
25. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling..
26. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your “friends”.
27. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to
send you jokes from the net.
28. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
29. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9.
¿Hablas Inglés?
MODULO BÁSICO
Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Cuál bruja mira cual reloj?
En inglés: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which
Swatch watch?
MODULO AVANZADO
Tres brujas 'travestis' miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Cuál bruja travesti
mira los botones de cual reloj Swatch?
En inglés: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which
switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
...Y ESTE ES PARA MASTERS: Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los
botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos.¿Cuál bruja sueca transexual mira cual
boton de cual reloj Swatch suizo?
En inglés: Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch
switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch
switch?
Y LUEGO DICEN QUE EL INGLES ES FACIL...
LY JONAITIS MISS VENEZUELA